“A Mobile Eating Place for an Abstract Perceptionist”
I glance across the eating-place In abstract thought, A glimmer, a gleam, A flicker, a flutter; The rapture of heaven, It’s not just a dream- The mirthful, inflated Plate of bright pasta Holds no obstruction To impede posterity’s bloom- Now is its heyday, its prime, its vigor, Now is its rose, All disfigured afflictions Blow past in a gale Over my azure bowl Of good-natured soup On the blustering concavity Of my mistakenly sublime, Edgeless, obtuse, Pointlessly dull spoon, Smeared and tarnished Yet suffused with a noise Of clinking and clanking Over the swaggering and boasting, And pleasing to the eye; For this diet, this fare, I work outward to inward With proper utensils Which unbeknownst to me Foreshadowed my doom Of the conspired intrigue In the laid-out napkins In a mysterious mobile tavern as such With a council of laughter From its wallpapered walls And the snickering and babble From the rows of booths Discordant and grating Yet bloodless and pale, Arranged on the tables In the confines Of villainous entrapments Of flattery and temptation Emanating from the dessert menu Leaning toward me, Leading me down a path Of reverse and ruin. The rolls arrive, Split open and buttered, Cast a steaming, scheming warmth, Unfeeling and naked, A course of impassive abuse, No evil speaking From the circle of patrons Could still its animation Or move my chair. Such a cornucopia In a rotted wasteland Of rules and standards Cataloged in sanctimonious slang Between mouthfuls of hate- Lucky I know It's just abstract perception, Ever analyzed and scrutinized For power and scope, An activity best left To the clever, accomplished Gifted guilders of carping, Faultfinding, and over-critical hosts, Snappish and snarling At my half-empty glasses, Lacking service and wit, A costume of genius Ill-fitted and amply queer, Encircling my table With enticements to such slavery, Its central essence A perplexity of concern, I’m careful to leave undisturbed The inadvertent embrace Of the racks of spices Attending this ludicrous feast In cartfuls of choruses Transported and discarded From factory to package to floor, Flung with the uneaten fruit Like class-suppressed fashions Or the ketchup-stained ties Of the obese In an unintentional disaster, And with overly-bitter self-admonition; The chattering drone Of the gossip behind The dividing partition That knows all things Yet deserving of the insolent replies From the barstools; My abstract perceptions Now taken away With the dirty dishes To be used again In a mobile eating place For just such an experience; I finish my drink And leave a large tip, And finish my drink.
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